Suzie Sparkle Videos
| Suzie | |
|---|---|
| |
| Suzie in 2026, spotted in favorite shirt :3 | |
| Pronouns | |
| vid/vids, kit/kits, she/her, it/its | |
| Orbital Characteristics | |
| Day | 23 hrs. |
| Axis Tilt | 1/360th |
| Size | 4/5ths Terra |
| Year | 343 days |
| Atmosphere | Habitable |
| Gravity | 9.977 m/s² |
| Geography and Climate | |
| Dominant Climate |
SPOILERS
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| Equatorial Temprature | 88F |
| Polar Temprature | 75F |
| Superscript | Citation1 |
| Subscript | Name1 |
Suzie Sparkle Videos is the modern interpretation of the electrical signals brought about on March 30th, 2005.
Origins and Early Life
Under a different name, Suzie Sparkle was born unto barren swamplands, crawling with bugs and alligators.
Interests
Occlupanids
Pinkie Pie
Music Production
Media
It's Always Sunny in Philideplhia
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Summer Camp Island
Versions
Suzie has been categorized into many different versions, not all of which have been documented.
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Kip Versions
kip3.8: rrrrrrrrrr era
kip3.9: shit era
Suzie Sparkle Versions
ssv1.1:
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-hoe is no longer part of minecraft inventory
-sonic career has ended
ssv1.1.2: incorrect numbering system corrected
ssv1.1.3: goop
ssv1.1.4: summer of freedom
ssv2.0.0: the Unified Suzie Theory
ssv2.0.1: no more apple watch
ssv8: numbering system changed so its clear how many versions have came before
ssv9: the Confused Suzie Theory
ssv10: wiki creation
ssv11: purple bread tie era (current version)
Citations
- Superscript can help you have a list of real (or fake!) citations.

