People With Hands

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People With Hands is a nation located in a nebulous, Warrior Cats Forest Territories inspired floating array of rainbow cubes.

History

People With Hands was originally established in 2018 from the collapsing Gifted nation, and hosted its members along with some from opposing factions. Constant fighting between citizens would eventually lead to the fall of the original kingdom, and from its ashes People With Hands 2, "Electric Boogaloo", was born. Founded December 27th, 2018, this new land was home to essentially only the original members of the Gifted nation, to preserve its life.

Timeline

Primordial/Evil Era

People With Hands was created, and hosted a fair amount of activity. Friendships between members were not typically formed, however, and most actually opposed one another, and were simply forced to join due to the influence of Suzie. Many of People With Hands' core members were not present during this time.

Awesome Migration

An surge of inactivity and a gigantic explosion caused People with Hands to blow up and be deleted from existence forever. It was extremely violent, but the surviving members were able to make their way to new lands and reestablish their kingdom. The rules and laws of this kingdom were vague, which led to dark events such as the Animal Fucking Incident, causing some internal restructuring.

Golden Age

During previous times, People With Hands 2 had always been generally active, however, a surge of activity was found after the Awesome Fun Lockdown of 2020. Beevee's constant want to voice call spearheaded a tradition of constant calls and the eventual formation of the Bumbs friend group, under the influence of the Krutabulon. The Bumbs group included Olivjanja, Aybdenm, Carlugah, Michale, Mareye, (gutz), and someone else.

People With Hands dabbled in their own joyful Minecraft playing, which led the Krutabulon to invite the core members of the group to Christian Craft. This would lead to a partial merging of the two groups, with members of both parties joining one another. People With Hands members would participate in three Christian Craft seasons in this era.

One Thousand Year Blood Feud

For more information on the causes of the OTYBF, see New Burgia.

Following the events of the Gamer Girl Event in Christian Craft Season 9, People With Hands was brought into a dark age. After severing ties with Christian Craft, constant baby-raging from Suzie caused Beevee to be removed, disbanding the Bumbs group forever. This ceased voice calls on the server, and activity slowed to a grueling halt. The kingdom tried rallying forces against Christian Craft, but failed, and almost fell apart completely due to constant conflict.

Reconstruction

Somehow, People With Hands managed to survive this dark era, and with time, all core members eventually returned to the kingdom, rejoining forces. The reformation of Christian Craft into ZLand opened opportunities for peace between the two nations, and under the wing of the Krutabulon, they were eventually able to coexist and thrive together better than before.

Post-Reconstructive Maelstrom

Tragically, on a seemingly ordinary day, People With Hands was eaten by a black hole, and though it should have been spaghettified, it was instead transported to the sludgeverse. Many members did not survive.

Across the Handedverse

The scientists of People With Hands had huge difficulties escaping the sludgeverse, since they had taken the bodies of their slime counterparts who did not care about leaving. Eventually they made it to the pissverse by accident and it was gross, nobody liked it. They quickly escaped to the Awesome Love and Fun Dimension.

Ponies With Hooves: Into Furlandia

Being in the Awesome Love and Fun Dimension brought the majority of PWH's members to shed their false skins, and abandon cringe culture. They are now all gay furries.

Minecraft Canon

The history of People With Hands can be viewed from a Minecraft-centric perspective.

Mother Continent (The Handed Realm)

The first People With Hands realm was hosted by Suzie on Bedrock Edition, in 1.14. Originally called the Gifted Realm for nostalgia purposes, it expanded into People With Hands 2 and became a staple of the server, with constant activity from core members. All players except the Krutabulon lived within a commune known as the Handed Estate, which was part of a league of nations including Canada and Huskerland. This realm would retain the same world across several different iterations due to monetary problems, leading to the name increasing in number each time, until it eventually reached 6.

People With Hands 6/7

People With Hands 6, hosted on Bedrock Edition, was arguably the most active People With Hands realm in its modern age. It was a creative superflat world started by Suzie, that expanded into a fairly large city. Core members of People With Hands would play consistently over several platforms, living within the city and creating expansive lore intertwined with the server itself. PWHCorp, anarchy, and a bunch of aliens clashed within Hand City. After the discovery of structure blocks, the entire city was transferred into a non-superflat world (People With Hands 7), where it fell into inactivity.

Anarchraft

Anarchraft was a realm created by Carly during The People With Hands Thousand Year Blood Feud. It certainly contained a big house.

People with Survival (survival)

People With Survival was created by Modern Movious the Caretaker and contained Suzie's awesome bunker, Modern Movious' cool island, carlys nice house, a giant pocro sign.

Balls SMP 3.0.0

In partnership with Super Balls Inc., Suzie and Modern Movious mistakenly invented an interdimensional vortex that found them in an alternate universe, composed of islands floating in a void. The vortex was eventually harnessed, and strange discoveries in this new universe led People With Hands into a technological golden age in which they could manipulate the rules of the plane at will, defying all laws of nature, life, and time.

Trivia

PWH's first ever name change was to "animal shithouse"